Welcome to my realm! Here I will give day-to-year updates on everything that goes on in my uninteresting life. Sounds great, right?

In this blog, you will find opinions, reviews, pictures, news, jokes, and the unfortunately more than occasional speeling mistake. You will not find porn. Sorry.

Since it is almost 1 in the morning, I shall retire this first post and simultaneously curse my DVR for cutting off the closing ceremonies of the London Olympics. @##$ you DVR.